Heiko: For better or worse [r]

1. Worse: She thinks numbered lists have to be ordered.
2. Better: That's probably because she's number one on everyone's list.
3. Worse: She lives in K-Hole.
4. Better: She has a room in Del Mar.
5. Better: She only needs one drink.
6. Worse: That drink will probably involve the words 'reserve', 'single barrel', or '... and light it with a c-note'.
7. Better: Her Mii is way hot.
8. Worse: Her Mii totally used my Mii to get to Ty's Mii.
   
9. Better: She can quote the Simpsons.
10. Worse: She probably likes Kids in the Hall.
11. Better: She studies law so she could be 5%.
12. Worse: She has that gleam in her eye -- the neurotic one.
13. Better: She blogs about outlandish and delicious food.
14. Worse: She blogs about diet and exercise.
15. Worse: She's C-Bron's sister, so I could never be her boyfriend.
16. Better: She's C-Bron's sister, so I can return her late and give him an anneurysm.
17. Better: You can't get any heier than when you're with Heidi.
18. Worse: You have to come back down.