Spoken II [i]

Why should I be happy?

One, it's awesome to get a bill totalling 1337.

Two, my challenge has been met, well met:

1. "The entire plane will be a dutch oven. The oxygen masks will drop down." This is on a twelve hour flight.
2. "Oh yes please! That did not sound right at all!" Caught in an unintended double-entendre.
3. "Safety steward told me to 'take it down a notch' when I drifted through the last turn." RWD + rain.
   
4. "I hate that song with the passion of a thousand burning suns." Green Grass and High Tides.
5. "In tail pipe." Heh.