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Storypost | 2007.04.06

Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?

Aye, the hot pants.

Short story short, I incinerated some of my pants today whilst calmly drinking a latte. I did smell and see the smoke for the duration of my biscotti, but assumed it was coming from the nearby kitchen.

Lessons learned:

Jeans don't ignite, they smolder.
Headers are hot.
Nothing contradicts your sweet 'Cafe Racer 4 Real' tattoo more than being told your pants are on fire in a cafe.

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2007.04.05

Free at last

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