Metapost | 2018.05.31
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me |
... until Alf gets caught roofiing other castmembers. | |||
is that how you spell it? |
sants |
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I wouldn't know. But I assume it's like skiing. | ||||
or snookiing | ||||
It's actually Zac that engages your mindless celebrity banter. I'm the one you talk to about VPNFilter. And Reverse Scrum. | ||||
wtf is reverse scrum? | ||||
It's like Scrum, but reverse. It's the hottest new thing in software process engineering. | ||||
You write the code, then tell people how long it took you and then figure out why you did it? | ||||
It's still considered scrum because there's no testing. | ||||
me |
Dang, this guy is ready to be an uncertified ScrumSlave. You just need to take my six week course. | |||
I am a certified Scrum Master from a previous job, actually. Somewhere there's a printed piece of paper that confirms it. |
sants |
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Do you ever wonder about your life choices? | ||||
No need. I'm doing life in reverse Scrum. By the time I need to figure out why I did it, I'll be dead. | ||||
That's the inagility that makes a great engineer! Don't forget to determine how long things took by playing a dice game. | ||||
That makes me more agile actually. If there is no plan, it's impossible to be inagile. | ||||
There is a plan, it just happens in reverse. Good god I need to buy you a Reverse Scrum book. | ||||
Here's your super meta certificate: | ||||
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